send me n00ds and clean my closet

I want it and I want it right meow.

  • September 10, 2011, 6:54pm

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wuts ur deal?

just a few things on my mind rly, lol k.

  • September 04, 2011, 5:28pm

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to live or dye…my hair black?

wdyt?

  • August 06, 2011, 3:20pm

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lions and tigers and double denim oh my

because sometimes, you just have to go there.

shorts : vintage (cut up) men’s Levi’s

shirt: GoodWill indefinitely previously owned by an elderly woman that loves to garden.

Brit & JT miss u 4everz </3

  • July 26, 2011, 5:05pm

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i love jews

And this right here is why. My mom and her first husband Joey (I like to call him “Jewey” for the lols), and brief dabble in the wonderful world of Jew. Don’t get me wrong - I LOVE my viking-esque, overly tall, autistic lesbian of a dad, but this right here is an 80’s jheri curl power couple y’all

Off to London tonight you guys, don’t get too cray and miss me - I’ll be on here posting an ironic set of Kodak’s aka some “new age fun with a vintage feel” in no time.

  • May 16, 2011, 3:52pm

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naked-american spirit shoot

because that’s just what my my step-mom likes to do in her free time.

  • May 13, 2011, 9:27pm

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triangles

Because I’d rather join in on your relationship, than be in one of my own.

the end.

#andthatiswhyiamsingle

  • May 04, 2011, 3:58am

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we could be better.


  • April 29, 2011, 3:14am

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the eyebrow hour of power

I miss my hair like this circa 2009 ; luckily, the persian-esuqe power brows are still in tact.

grow them loud and proud ladies, no one likes a thinly drawn chola brow that can only project the emotion “surprised”.

  • April 23, 2011, 6:42pm

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the nipple piercing video blog : what happens when you leave me alone for 10 seconds.

  • April 22, 2011, 12:11am

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jack o’ ripper lantern

On a day like today when everything in the world seems beyond fucking shit (h8 you overcast, shoes that broke, uncertain series of events to come with certain people - you’re all ominous, cuntish splinters in my blackened soul today 4 real) sometimes the best option is to throw on what can only be described as a hybrid of cute/painfully obvious festive novelty.

(Also note the matching lipstick, creating the illusion of me being one with the pumpkin face)

pumpkin shirt - $3.99  Salvation Army

lipstick - MAC (color; CYBER)

  • April 20, 2011, 5:26pm

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why of course I’d love a ride mr. van-man with blacked out windows, how kind

Either I’m getting better looking, or the ratio of creepy and desperate men in my neighbourhood has gone up.

Can’t a bitter, old, chain-smoking cat lady go to the corner store and purchase a taurine-laden beverage in peace? Jesus h christ.

  • April 18, 2011, 11:40pm

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h8 u diet

don’t want 2 talk about it.

  • April 17, 2011, 9:09pm

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yes to all of this, again and again.

yes to all of this, again and again.

vintage mens Levi’s

for $2?  = new hotpants galore.

(I also got the Harley Davidson shirt from the same place for $5 - such a fucking gem of a store)

  • April 16, 2011, 4:16pm

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